Sunday, March 9, 2008

The Comeback / Men

Due to a few people commenting that they had actually read this thing, I've decided to make an attempt at revitalizing it, starting with a new song of the week.



A pretty hilarious song that, sadly, seems to represent an increasingly small number of men out there. As Brad says, "It's hip now to be feminized." Here's a list of a few skills I think would be worth knowing for anyone, but I think are particularly essential for a man to know.

1. Use basic hand and power tools
2. Complete minor auto repair (change tire, oil, etc)
3. Drive a Stick shift
4. Make fire without matches or lighter
5. Shoot and clean a gun
6. Defend your life
7. Skin and clean a deer
8. Cook a steak
9. Sharpen a knife
10. Converse intelligently about current events
11. Tie your own necktie
12. Make love to a woman
13. Be a man of your word
14. Be yourself

Number 14 is a rule everyone has a hard time following, man or woman. If you dont want to learn to do something on my list, dont do it. You're your own man; do something because you want to and you realize the usefulness of those skills.

Until next time....

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